Benefits

The benefits of signing up for Noddascam are as numerous as they are incredible! For example,1

1Internal Memo: Someone had better fill this section in before the site goes live. I don't care what sort of completely false sugary nonsense you have to come up with, we absolutely cannot afford to leave this blank. And when one of you does get around to doing so, don't forget to get rid of this memo. It wouldn't do for the suckers, pardon, "customers" to see this lying around. Now get to work!