“Noddascam, Inc. provides the best in quality services […] It is without a doubt my favorite American business, and it should be every citizen’s patriotic duty to sign up with Noddascam,”
President Barack Obama1
Here at Noddascam, we understand that when prospective customers are looking at products, they want to see reviews from fellow people. In support of our dual principles of transparency and convenience, we have collected a number of statements about Noddascam, Inc. in one easy location.2
“Whenever the struggles and pressures of life seem to become insurmountable, the comfort and ease of Noddascam gives me the strength to keep going and the conviction to stay strong to my beliefs,”
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad
“The website of Noddascam, Inc. is truly one of my greatest inspirations […] It contains some of the finest writing I have ever come across,”
Stephenie Meyer, author of the Twilight series
“Noddascam, Inc. is run with great precision and financial acumen; in addition, my personal values and those of [Noddascam] are in very close alignment,”
Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers3
“The successfulness, profitability, and raw 섹스 어필4 of Noddascam, Inc. are almost enough to convince me to adopt a […] capitalist economy,”
Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Kim Jong-un
“It’s certainly […] something,”
99% of those surveyed
- 1The usage of statements enclosed within quotation marks followed by the names of certain personages does not indicate that said statements were made by the subsequent persons. This interpretation is completely unintended and unsupported by Noddascam, Inc.
- 2Due to our commitment to the protection of employee privacy, we can neither confirm nor deny that 1-6 of these statements were made by one or more Noddascam employees.
- 3Memo: in light of recent events, reattribute this quote to Earvin “Magic” Johnson, Jr. ASAP.
- 4Noddascam, Inc. regrets to report this phrase was unable to be translated. Our apologies for the sole flaw to be found on this entire website.